[Ponte Alto] Fwd: [Pearls] The Smackdown at Kingdom A&S

[Charlene Ratliff]

If the poetry is as entertaining as reading that email was....I am sooooo there!
 
 
-Lady Delphina the Mad
 
-Remember, no matter where you go...there you are!- > Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:15:28 -0800> From: belfebe at yahoo.com> To: ponte-alto at atlantia.sca.org> Subject: [Ponte Alto] Fwd: [Pearls] The Smackdown at Kingdom A&S> > FYI> > --- "James C. Wagner Jr." <middleaston at yahoo.com>> wrote:> > > Date: Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:01:38 -0800 (PST)> > From: "James C. Wagner Jr." <middleaston at yahoo.com>> > To: pearls at atlantia.sca.org> > Subject: [Pearls] The Smackdown at Kingdom A&S> > > > > > > > > > “What is Best in Life? To smack down your enemies,> > to see them snivel before you, and to hear the> > lamentations in their Poetry.” > > > > All right, Atlantia, are you ready to> > ruuuuuuuuuummmmble? Come see the “combat event” at> > Kingdom Arts and Sciences, the Poetic Bloodsport , a> > mighty Smackdown in honor of Duke Gyrth Oldcastle. > > > > Our Atlantian Gladiators will spar for the pleasure> > of the crowd and crush each others’ very souls.> > > > Come see Ceridwen “I’m not Bad, I’m just standing> > that way” ferch Owain as she demolishes her foes in> > a poetic termination. > > > > View the mighty Bran “Not a Slave to Fashion”> > Trefonin as he uses his words to flay the> > skin from his adversaries’ bones. > > > > Feel the heat as James “Is that Another New Hat?”> > of Middle Aston covers his victims with the gore of> > their own ineptitude. > > > > Watch as Olivier “I used to be from a Civilized> > Country” de Bayonne slays his rivals with> > but a turn of phrase and use of obscure poetic> > forms.> > > > > > Pay heed as Efenwealt “Only Writes Filk” Wystle> > slaughters the poets gathered before him and feasts> > upon their cries. > > > > Be witness to the horror as Ruaidhri “Can I have> > More Phlegm with that Name?” an> > Cu exterminates his assailants with his> > recriminations. > > > > Behold the carnage as Simone “The Bloody Rose” de> > Barjavel perforates her opponents with> > her castigations and condemnation. > > > > Find yourself agape at the magnificence of> > Rosalind “I write the Songs that make the Knowne> > World Sing” Jehann as she slams her opponents’ souls> > with a smile on her lips and song in he heart. > > > > IF you dare, watch as Rosanella “Livin’ in> > Amerigo” Vespucci eliminates her> > rivals by total annihilation. > > > > Observe in Awe as Dunstan “Wanna Touch My Weasel?”> > le Heryngmonger, even> > from afar, wields his weapons with deadly acuity. > > > > > > Experience the suffering dealt by Jonathan “I Did> > it My Way” Blackbow as he smites his foes, raining> > reproaches and derision upon them. > > > > Tremble as you hear Axel “My Daughter Can Beat Up> > Your Daughter” of> > Tavistia dealing out death and destruction to all> > within earshot.> > > > > > This First Annual Duke Gyrth Memorial Smackdown will> > take place from 11-2 at Kingdom Arts and Sciences. > > > > Be there!> > > > > > > > ---------------------------------> > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with> > Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.>> _______________________________________________> > Pearls mailing list> > Pearls at atlantia.sca.org> >> http://seahorse.atlantia.sca.org/mailman/listinfo/pearls> > > > > -- It is a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you are badly dressed.> (From the Rules of Ettiquette of the Ankh Morpork Guild of Assasins)> Une Robe Magnifique: http://www.houseffg.org/belphoebe> House Fallen From Grace, "Corrupting the Innocent since 1569": http://www.houseffg.org> Atlantian Siege Guild http://siege.atlantia.sca.org
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