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If the poetry is as entertaining as reading that email was....I am sooooo there!<BR>
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-Lady Delphina the Mad<BR>
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<BR><BR>-Remember, no matter where you go...there you are!- <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>> Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:15:28 -0800<BR>> From: belfebe@yahoo.com<BR>> To: ponte-alto@atlantia.sca.org<BR>> Subject: [Ponte Alto] Fwd: [Pearls] The Smackdown at Kingdom A&S<BR>> <BR>> FYI<BR>> <BR>> --- "James C. Wagner Jr." <middleaston@yahoo.com><BR>> wrote:<BR>> <BR>> > Date: Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:01:38 -0800 (PST)<BR>> > From: "James C. Wagner Jr." <middleaston@yahoo.com><BR>> > To: pearls@atlantia.sca.org<BR>> > Subject: [Pearls] The Smackdown at Kingdom A&S<BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > “What is Best in Life? To smack down your enemies,<BR>> > to see them snivel before you, and to hear the<BR>> > lamentations in their Poetry.” <BR>> > <BR>> > All right, Atlantia, are you ready to<BR>> > ruuuuuuuuuummmmble? Come see the “combat event” at<BR>> > Kingdom Arts and Sciences, the Poetic Bloodsport , a<BR>> > mighty Smackdown in honor of Duke Gyrth Oldcastle. <BR>> > <BR>> > Our Atlantian Gladiators will spar for the pleasure<BR>> > of the crowd and crush each others’ very souls.<BR>> > <BR>> > Come see Ceridwen “I’m not Bad, I’m just standing<BR>> > that way” ferch Owain as she demolishes her foes in<BR>> > a poetic termination. <BR>> > <BR>> > View the mighty Bran “Not a Slave to Fashion”<BR>> > Trefonin as he uses his words to flay the<BR>> > skin from his adversaries’ bones. <BR>> > <BR>> > Feel the heat as James “Is that Another New Hat?”<BR>> > of Middle Aston covers his victims with the gore of<BR>> > their own ineptitude. <BR>> > <BR>> > Watch as Olivier “I used to be from a Civilized<BR>> > Country” de Bayonne slays his rivals with<BR>> > but a turn of phrase and use of obscure poetic<BR>> > forms.<BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > Pay heed as Efenwealt “Only Writes Filk” Wystle<BR>> > slaughters the poets gathered before him and feasts<BR>> > upon their cries. <BR>> > <BR>> > Be witness to the horror as Ruaidhri “Can I have<BR>> > More Phlegm with that Name?” an<BR>> > Cu exterminates his assailants with his<BR>> > recriminations. <BR>> > <BR>> > Behold the carnage as Simone “The Bloody Rose” de<BR>> > Barjavel perforates her opponents with<BR>> > her castigations and condemnation. <BR>> > <BR>> > Find yourself agape at the magnificence of<BR>> > Rosalind “I write the Songs that make the Knowne<BR>> > World Sing” Jehann as she slams her opponents’ souls<BR>> > with a smile on her lips and song in he heart. <BR>> > <BR>> > IF you dare, watch as Rosanella “Livin’ in<BR>> > Amerigo” Vespucci eliminates her<BR>> > rivals by total annihilation. <BR>> > <BR>> > Observe in Awe as Dunstan “Wanna Touch My Weasel?”<BR>> > le Heryngmonger, even<BR>> > from afar, wields his weapons with deadly acuity. <BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > Experience the suffering dealt by Jonathan “I Did<BR>> > it My Way” Blackbow as he smites his foes, raining<BR>> > reproaches and derision upon them. <BR>> > <BR>> > Tremble as you hear Axel “My Daughter Can Beat Up<BR>> > Your Daughter” of<BR>> > Tavistia dealing out death and destruction to all<BR>> > within earshot.<BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > This First Annual Duke Gyrth Memorial Smackdown will<BR>> > take place from 11-2 at Kingdom Arts and Sciences. <BR>> > <BR>> > Be there!<BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > ---------------------------------<BR>> > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with<BR>> > Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.><BR>> _______________________________________________<BR>> > Pearls mailing list<BR>> > Pearls@atlantia.sca.org<BR>> ><BR>> http://seahorse.atlantia.sca.org/mailman/listinfo/pearls<BR>> > <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> -- It is a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you are badly dressed.<BR>> (From the Rules of Ettiquette of the Ankh Morpork Guild of Assasins)<BR>> Une Robe Magnifique: http://www.houseffg.org/belphoebe<BR>> House Fallen From Grace, "Corrupting the Innocent since 1569": http://www.houseffg.org<BR>> Atlantian Siege Guild http://siege.atlantia.sca.org<BR><BR><br /><hr />Need to know the score, the latest news, or you need your Hotmail®-get your "fix". <a href='http://www.msnmobilefix.com/Default.aspx' target='_new'>Check it out.</a></body>
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