[MR] War of the Wings ][, part the Last

[Sherra Dunn]

I second that remark.  Well done.  Thanks for the levity!

Brianna O'Duinn


> BRILLIANT!  Just brilliant!!  Thank you so very much for such a sigh of
> humorous relief from such a demanding day.
>
> Olwen
>
>>From: David Ritterskamp <jonnyb70 at hotmail.com>
>>
>>HAIL VALHARIC IMPERATOR!
>>HAIL ARIELLE IMPERATRIX!
>>
>>Sir
>>What?
>>
>>Theyve stepped down.  Its now Logan and Rowan.
>>Oh.
>>
>>HAIL LOGAN IMPERATOR!
>>HAIL ROWAN IMPERATRIX!
>>
>>SIR
>>What NOW?
>>
>>Theyre not Roman.
>>Does that mean we dont have to call it the LVIII th Legion any more?
>>You can if it makes you happy, sir.  Or you can 86 the 58th.
>>AHEM.  Now that Ive lost track of all the numbers involved
>>
>>Unto Their Majesties Logan V and Rowan I
>>
>>See, theres that Roman thing again.  Maybe I had better switch back
>> anyway.
>>You can if it makes you happy, sir.  But Id also have the scribe
>> executed.
>>Again.
>>What?
>>Hes taking it all down again, sir.
>>Stupid scribe.  Here, Ill give him something to take down!  When in the
>>course of human events it becomes necessary
>>Sir, we dont have that much space left in the column.  Best just get on
>>with it.
>>
>>Right.  Unto their Majesties Logan and Rowan
>>
>>Amazing.  No interruptions.
>>
>>Unto Their Majesties Logan and Rowan does the Honorable Lord Jonathan
>>Blackbow, Warlord of the Barony of Sacred Stone, send greetings!  Recent
>>events have left us with little to report, Your Majesties, until the
>> Barony
>>of Black Diamond did resort to their often-used and practically-unnoticed
>>tactic of draping their baronial colors over another Sacred Stone
>> display;
>>this time, they had the audacity to drape a Black Diamond insignia over
>> top
>>the castle wall being used for a wedding at our Glory Wars, an event we
>>scheduled in order to hone our skills one last time before setting our
>>ambush
>>
>>Hmm
>>Hone our skills one last time before meeting the hordes
>>
>>Hmm
>>Hone our skills one last time before smashing the miniscule numbers of
>>troops Black Diamond has scrambled to assemble in order that they might
>>challenge our claim to Elchenburg.  Yes, that sounds much better.
>>
>>However, Your Majesties, this time we have evidence of the perpetrators
>> of
>>the incident.  Their names are Antonio, Ludwig, and Targue.  We have
>>pictorial evidence which we intend to present in the name of all decency
>> in
>>order that Your Majesties might decide their fate.
>>
>>If we can find it, sir.
>>Oh be quiet!  Its out there somewhere.
>>
>>This will be our last report before the two forces meet in October, Your
>>Majesties.  In closing Id like to mention that it is never too late to
>> see
>>the light and fight on the side with the most support
>>
>>I mean, fight on the side of Right.
>>Much better, sir.
>>
>>But failing that, Your Majesties, we eagerly await you on the field, and
>> in
>>the castle, and in the woods, and on the beaches; we shall fight on the
>>beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the
>>fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never
>>surrender
>>
>>Sir
>>
>>WHAT?
>>
>>Youre channeling Winston Churchill again.
>>
>>and wherever else our forces may prevail.
>>For if we do not prevail
>>
>>Sir?  You're woolgathering again.
>>No, soldier... it's called a dramatic pause.  I know, I know...they don't
>>work as well on a page, but allow me my small foibles.
>>
>>AHEM.
>>
>>For if we do not prevailit will be because we didnt bother to show up.
>>
>>Humbly,
>>
>>THL Jonathan Blackbow
>>Baronial Warlord
>>Barony of Sacred Stone
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Brianna O'Duinn
Clan Roanwoulfe