[MR] War of the Wings ][, part the Last

[Olwen the Odd]

BRILLIANT!  Just brilliant!!  Thank you so very much for such a sigh of 
humorous relief from such a demanding day.

Olwen

>From: David Ritterskamp <jonnyb70 at hotmail.com>
>
>HAIL VALHARIC IMPERATOR!
>HAIL ARIELLE IMPERATRIX!
>
>Sir
>What?
>
>Theyve stepped down.  Its now Logan and Rowan.
>Oh.
>
>HAIL LOGAN IMPERATOR!
>HAIL ROWAN IMPERATRIX!
>
>SIR
>What NOW?
>
>Theyre not Roman.
>Does that mean we dont have to call it the LVIII th Legion any more?
>You can if it makes you happy, sir.  Or you can 86 the 58th.
>AHEM.  Now that Ive lost track of all the numbers involved
>
>Unto Their Majesties Logan V and Rowan I
>
>See, theres that Roman thing again.  Maybe I had better switch back anyway.
>You can if it makes you happy, sir.  But Id also have the scribe executed.  
>Again.
>What?
>Hes taking it all down again, sir.
>Stupid scribe.  Here, Ill give him something to take down!  When in the 
>course of human events it becomes necessary
>Sir, we dont have that much space left in the column.  Best just get on 
>with it.
>
>Right.  Unto their Majesties Logan and Rowan
>
>Amazing.  No interruptions.
>
>Unto Their Majesties Logan and Rowan does the Honorable Lord Jonathan 
>Blackbow, Warlord of the Barony of Sacred Stone, send greetings!  Recent 
>events have left us with little to report, Your Majesties, until the Barony 
>of Black Diamond did resort to their often-used and practically-unnoticed 
>tactic of draping their baronial colors over another Sacred Stone display; 
>this time, they had the audacity to drape a Black Diamond insignia over top 
>the castle wall being used for a wedding at our Glory Wars, an event we 
>scheduled in order to hone our skills one last time before setting our 
>ambush
>
>Hmm
>Hone our skills one last time before meeting the hordes
>
>Hmm
>Hone our skills one last time before smashing the miniscule numbers of 
>troops Black Diamond has scrambled to assemble in order that they might 
>challenge our claim to Elchenburg.  Yes, that sounds much better.
>
>However, Your Majesties, this time we have evidence of the perpetrators of 
>the incident.  Their names are Antonio, Ludwig, and Targue.  We have 
>pictorial evidence which we intend to present in the name of all decency in 
>order that Your Majesties might decide their fate.
>
>If we can find it, sir.
>Oh be quiet!  Its out there somewhere.
>
>This will be our last report before the two forces meet in October, Your 
>Majesties.  In closing Id like to mention that it is never too late to see 
>the light and fight on the side with the most support
>
>I mean, fight on the side of Right.
>Much better, sir.
>
>But failing that, Your Majesties, we eagerly await you on the field, and in 
>the castle, and in the woods, and on the beaches; we shall fight on the 
>beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the 
>fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never 
>surrender
>
>Sir
>
>WHAT?
>
>Youre channeling Winston Churchill again.
>
>and wherever else our forces may prevail.
>For if we do not prevail
>
>Sir?  You're woolgathering again.
>No, soldier... it's called a dramatic pause.  I know, I know...they don't 
>work as well on a page, but allow me my small foibles.
>
>AHEM.
>
>For if we do not prevailit will be because we didnt bother to show up.
>
>Humbly,
>
>THL Jonathan Blackbow
>Baronial Warlord
>Barony of Sacred Stone
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