[MR] [brnsacstone] Christmas Week

[Wayne Remes]

Upon reflection you just might have a point. While I was travelling incognito using the Christmas season as a cover to check into certain disturbing rumors that had come to my ears regarding actions by the "Northerners", it soon became apparent that "Northern" agents knew I was there. (Incidentally, have you noticed the similarity in the the words Yank-IE and Stierbach-IE). I believe an attempt might have been made on me by northern agents. Luckily, my squire Balin insisted at the last minute that he take the lead carriage instead of me when we went to lunch on Christmas eve. Probable Northern provocateurs attempted to ram the lead carriage in our convoy by running a plainly marked red signal and without even slowing down. They moved thru the cross roads a great speed not even slowing. Only the lighting fast reflexes born of years of my training resulted in Balin, who was at the reins of the lead carriage, avoiding the Northerners. They, of course, disappeared into the wilds of Stierbach before we could mount an effective chase. Rest assured I will discuss this with their Excellencies Stierbach, or their representatives, at 12th Night.  I did however learn that the rumors of the recent large amounts of snow suffered here in the Barony being due to weather manipulation by bureaucrats in Storvik's NOAA organization, at the direction of Stierbach, were untrue. All in all it is good to be back home in the warmer climes of the south. Hey, also, what have youall been feeding our Phoenix while I was gone? Does she look liike she's put on weight to youall?

 

Axel 

Baron, Sacred Stone 



  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Nikki Petersen 
  To: brnsacstone at yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, December 28, 2009 9:38 AM
  Subject: Re: [brnsacstone] Christmas Week


    
  Your Excellency,
  I am glad you made it back from the northern reaches safely. Andin enough
  time to join us up in Middlegate for the Holiday Party on Saturday!

  On the subject of the lack of Internet and sparse amenities during your
  stay, I have a theory......
  Stierbach is to blame! This is obviously a plot by our foes. Somehow they
  infiltrated the Hyatt staff in an effort to take down our Barony from the
  top!
  Now I know that you, our beloved Baron, want to see only the good in
  everyone and will have a hard time believing this is true but, I submit this
  evidence....

  1. No Internet - Clearly a plan to keep you from any important
  communications with your people. Also how could you call for help should
  something go wrong. You would be totally cut off from the aid of your
  populace!

  2. Pay to Park -This devious plot is plain to see! Thinking that you would
  want to save your money for all of the wonderful presents that you where
  planning to bring back for you people, they planned on you refusing to pay
  for the parking and instead parking on the street. I can only imagine the
  horrors they had planned for you if you had fallen for there scheme. I for
  one gladly give up the treasures I am sure you had planned to dole out to
  your loving populace, in exchange for your safe return!

  3. No Breakfast - I am appalled at this, to take away the most important
  meal of your day! What kind of animals would resort to trying to starve a
  fellow noble! I think that they expected you to be so disoriented by the
  lack of food that you would fall right into some bigger trap they had
  planned. All I can say is, silly people, don't they know that our Baron can
  survive on the nectar of his homeland, Cheerwine, for many, many days and
  has no need of their silly breakfast!

  So, your excellency I submit these three clear pieces of treachery as
  evidence of the plot against you and our Barony. I am very relieved that you
  made it safely back to your lands, relatively unscathed. Though please be
  careful! This failure will only strengthen their efforts.

  In service,
  Lady Murienne l'aloiere
  Incoming Seneschal

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