[MR] [brnsacstone] Christmas Week

[sigrune at aol.com]

Ya know I think I like this is a way-better read than my reply  :)

BTW, I was taking a drink while reading this... Sir Richard, I will 
accept a donation for montitor cleaning :)

-Takeda

-----Original Message-----
Let me see if i've got this right...
 
Baron Axel and his shield bearer Balin were lost in a snow storm, 
drunk. They
kept travelling North on their goat sleds (Gods cursed Finnish 
transportation)
until they entered the environs of Stierbach. There, having finished 
their pots
of grog, they commenced a wild race through the snow. Balin who found 
himself in
the lead, mooned his Thegn which Baron Axel thought was a red sign 
meaning
divided roadway. Axel then swerved wildly all over the road endangering 
a party
of Stierbach's nuns who were driving the Holy Cows! to shelter. The 
nuns threw
themselves into a snow bank just in time to avoid being run down.. 
Then, Axel
and his partner in crime tried to steal a Holy Cow!, but were too 
smashed to
corner one. At that point they were overcome with sleep so their wiley 
draft
animals(?) carted them to the south where they were brought safe to the 
sheds
(much rejoicing).
 
Now, to cover their wild ride, they have claimed to be on an expedition 
to espy
the Northern reaches of Atlantia where they were threatened by nuns and 
a herd
of Holy Cows! (Stierbach War Party).
 
Just what I heard.
Syr Richard