[MR] A Rose By Any Other Name

[Master Nikulai Ivanovich]

Nia & I were discussing the recent conversation regarding Troll and
decided that its time to redo all of the language used in the SCA (or the
PSC - People in Silly Clothes - as we like to call it). In that light, we
present an event announcement:

A Rose By Any Other Name


Dem Most Gracious Cousins invite the Lice to join Them in a grand
celebration of the Coronation of Themselves Majora.

The most grand of weathers shall the mark the day, to include: typhoon,
monsoon, blizzard, tornado, high and low fronts. Check-In is with the bulb
at the lamp shade promptly at 9am. (For specific times, see the schedule
posted at the greasy spoon.)

Also on this fine day will be many and various mosh pits for the most
talented of unicorns to display their horns.

Dem Cousins have invited the finest of pebbles to fill the gravel pit for
your perusal and purchasing pleasure.

The kazoo and her orchestra shall prepare a sumptuous symphony to be
served in the mezzanine once Pogo is complete. Seating in the mezzanine is
limited to season ticket holders. (Those with dietary concerns should hum
to the kazoo.)

The entrée has lots of garnish; however, utensils are limited. Judicious
use of sporks would be appreciated.

Reservations should be sent directly to the Cheeseburger:
Coma:   $54.27 (includes deep sleep)
Deep Sleep:  $187.56
Symphony: $133.29
Exsanguination fee:  $35.00

All other questions should be addressed to the SnotRag.

DIRECTIONS: Look at a map. Find the interstate and drive to it. Take the
exit. At the top of the ramp turn away from town. Drive for about twenty
or twenty-five minutes (or maybe a little longer) and look to your left.
When you pass the big tree, look to your right. (If you do not see the big
tree, you took the wrong fork.) The entrance to the entrée will be the
third dirt road.

Key:
Blizzard - Rapier
Bulb – MOL
Cheese Burger – Troll
Coma - Camping
Deep Sleep - Day Trip
Dem Cousins - Baronage
Entrée - Site
Exsanguination Fee - Non Member Surcharge
Garnish - Amenities
Gravel Pitt - Merchant Area
Greasy Spoon – Troll Booth
High Front - Archery
Horn - Skill
Hum - Contact
Kazoo – Head Cook
Lamp Shade – MOL Table
Lice - Populace
Low Front - Thrown Weapons
Mezzanine - Feast Hall
Monsoon - Equestrian
Mosh Pit - A&S Competitions
Orchestra – Kitchen Staff
Pebbles - Merchants
Pogo - Court
Season Ticket Holders - Pre-Reserves
SnotRag – Autocrat
Spork - Car Pool
Symphony - Feast
Themselves Majora - Their Royal Majesties
Tornado - Hound Coursing
Typhoon – Heavy Fighting
Unicorn - Artisan
Utensils - Parking
Weather – Marshalate Activities





-- 
Master Nikulai Ivanovich, OP
Or, on a bend cotised sable, three fox masks or palewise.