[MR] A Rose By Any Other Name…

[Tankred Bras-de-Fer]

I second the motion that this language be used henseforth! I have always 
thought of myself as a Monsoon!

Monsoon Tankred (and boy do I know how to blow!)
Baronial Herald to Dat Most Gracious Cousin; Rodrigo Falcone

(i.e. That was a joke!) :-D

Master Nikulai Ivanovich wrote:

>Nia & I were discussing the recent conversation regarding Troll and
>decided that its time to redo all of the language used in the SCA (or the
>PSC - People in Silly Clothes - as we like to call it). In that light, we
>present an event announcement:
>
>A Rose By Any Other Name…
>
>Dem Most Gracious Cousins invite the Lice to join Them in a grand
>celebration of the Coronation of Themselves Majora.
>
>The most grand of weathers shall the mark the day, to include: typhoon,
>monsoon, blizzard, tornado, high and low fronts. Check-In is with the bulb
>at the lamp shade promptly at 9am. (For specific times, see the schedule
>posted at the greasy spoon.)
>
>Also on this fine day will be many and various mosh pits for the most
>talented of unicorns to display their horns.
>
>Dem Cousins have invited the finest of pebbles to fill the gravel pit for
>your perusal and purchasing pleasure.
>
>The kazoo and her orchestra shall prepare a sumptuous symphony to be
>served in the mezzanine once Pogo is complete. Seating in the mezzanine is
>limited to season ticket holders. (Those with dietary concerns should hum
>to the kazoo.)
>
>The entrée has lots of garnish; however, utensils are limited. Judicious
>use of sporks would be appreciated.
>
>Reservations should be sent directly to the Cheeseburger:
>Coma:   $54.27 (includes deep sleep)
>Deep Sleep:  $187.56
>Symphony: $133.29
>Exsanguination fee:  $35.00
>
>All other questions should be addressed to the SnotRag.
>
>DIRECTIONS: Look at a map. Find the interstate and drive to it. Take the
>exit. At the top of the ramp turn away from town. Drive for about twenty
>or twenty-five minutes (or maybe a little longer) and look to your left.
>When you pass the big tree, look to your right. (If you do not see the big
>tree, you took the wrong fork.) The entrance to the entrée will be the
>third dirt road.
>
>Key:
>Blizzard - Rapier
>Bulb – MOL
>Cheese Burger – Troll
>Coma - Camping
>Deep Sleep - Day Trip
>Dem Cousins - Baronage
>Entrée - Site
>Exsanguination Fee - Non Member Surcharge
>Garnish - Amenities
>Gravel Pitt - Merchant Area
>Greasy Spoon – Troll Booth
>High Front - Archery
>Horn - Skill
>Hum - Contact
>Kazoo – Head Cook
>Lamp Shade – MOL Table
>Lice - Populace
>Low Front - Thrown Weapons
>Mezzanine - Feast Hall
>Monsoon - Equestrian
>Mosh Pit - A&S Competitions
>Orchestra – Kitchen Staff
>Pebbles - Merchants
>Pogo - Court
>Season Ticket Holders - Pre-Reserves
>SnotRag – Autocrat
>Spork - Car Pool
>Symphony - Feast
>Themselves Majora - Their Royal Majesties
>Tornado - Hound Coursing
>Typhoon – Heavy Fighting
>Unicorn - Artisan
>Utensils - Parking
>Weather – Marshalate Activities
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