[MR] You Hoo Stierbach...

[Riah]

Greetings Excellency,

I see that my missive has found you well... I do agree that you age is
not the issue in this spat of principles. I was simply reiterating a
well know fact. Once again if you want to live a life of falsities, who
am I to comment. 

As for the treatment that you apparently received while at feast... well
we merely attempting to make you feel more at home... I can understand
that you would have a hard time being kindhearted to those individuals
that have never experienced such uncivilized behavior. Simply put, we
were just mimicking your populace.

As for a duel my calendar is open. As a matter of fact you can also
choose the discipline. Know this, have you will in order... I will not
be so kind.



"Why are you reading this? The JOKE is in your pants." -Public Toilet

In Service to the dream (kill the kitties),
Fredrich Von Hinerich

p.s. to those who do not know me... the Baron and I are really
friends.... I swear... :>


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[mailto:atlantia-admin at atlantia.sca.org] On Behalf Of Susan Arthur
Sent: Monday, June 03, 2002 9:11 PM
To: atlantia at atlantia.sca.org
Subject: RE: [MR] You Hoo Stierbach...

At 05:19 PM 6/3/2002 -0400, Riah wrote:
>Greetings you're Excellencely,
>
>I am only stating what you have made public in the past... Raider's of
>the Lost Cove for example... I do recall that you made it public
>knowledge that you were a member of AARP (for those of you who do not
>know AARP is a nonprofit, nonpartisan membership organization for
people
>over 50).

I have made no secret of my age, but it was you m'lord who chose to
address
the issue in a derogatory manner in your post.

>As for my conduct sir, I am only acting in response to the vile
comments
>that have been rudely spoken by the members of your Barony.

Perhaps you are not aware of the genesis of this spat, in such case I
shall
forgive your ignorance.  But let me make you aware of how this began.
Last
year at Pensic, members of your barony came onto our lands. As is
fitting
and proper, we offered them hospitality, and were rewarded with taunts
and
scorn.  Later in the year we journeyed to your lands to support our
cousins
in their event.  At feast, we informed their excellencies of the rude
manner in which we had been treated by their subjects, as we were sure
that
they would not want their populace acting  in such an uncivilized
manner.
We were ultimately disappointed in the reaction we received; let it be
said
that we were not given the respect that one expects when visiting
anothers'
lands.

> You sir, are

The correct term of address would be your excellency, as the appelation
"sir" would assume that we have been knighted, which is not the case.


>the one ultimately responsible for the conduct of your populace, and it
>is you that I charge responsible for the contamination of good and fair
>soles here in Barony of Stierbach.

We do not understand why we are responsible for dirtying the bottoms of
your shoes, if you live in a cow pasture, you should expect to step into
it
from time to time.

 If anyone should be offended it is
>you royal cousins that represent what it is to be good and loyal here
in
>Stierbach.
>
>Old age and trickery will only get you so far.... and your Barony's
time
>has run out... And if it is a duel that you are seeking.... then it is
>yours to have (p.s. bring a lunch it will be a long day).


I do not see why we should need a lunch, as besting you in a duel has
never
before required as much as a deep breath.

Servant to the Crown,
Baron Iacopo Attaviano da Vizzi
Baron Windmasters Hill



>"If you do not have nothing nice to say, don't say nothing at all"
>-Thumper
>
>In service to the Crowns of Atlantia, and all who support the demise of
>the mutated cats,
>
>Fredrich Von Hinerich
>Barony of Stierbach