[MR] You Hoo Stierbach...

[Susan Arthur]

At 05:19 PM 6/3/2002 -0400, Riah wrote:
>Greetings you're Excellencely,
>
>I am only stating what you have made public in the past... Raider's of
>the Lost Cove for example... I do recall that you made it public
>knowledge that you were a member of AARP (for those of you who do not
>know AARP is a nonprofit, nonpartisan membership organization for people
>over 50). 

I have made no secret of my age, but it was you m'lord who chose to address
the issue in a derogatory manner in your post.  

>As for my conduct sir, I am only acting in response to the vile comments
>that have been rudely spoken by the members of your Barony.

Perhaps you are not aware of the genesis of this spat, in such case I shall
forgive your ignorance.  But let me make you aware of how this began.  Last
year at Pensic, members of your barony came onto our lands. As is fitting
and proper, we offered them hospitality, and were rewarded with taunts and
scorn.  Later in the year we journeyed to your lands to support our cousins
in their event.  At feast, we informed their excellencies of the rude
manner in which we had been treated by their subjects, as we were sure that
they would not want their populace acting  in such an uncivilized manner.
We were ultimately disappointed in the reaction we received; let it be said
that we were not given the respect that one expects when visiting anothers'
lands.

> You sir, are

The correct term of address would be your excellency, as the appelation
"sir" would assume that we have been knighted, which is not the case.


>the one ultimately responsible for the conduct of your populace, and it
>is you that I charge responsible for the contamination of good and fair
>soles here in Barony of Stierbach.

We do not understand why we are responsible for dirtying the bottoms of
your shoes, if you live in a cow pasture, you should expect to step into it
from time to time.

 If anyone should be offended it is
>you royal cousins that represent what it is to be good and loyal here in
>Stierbach. 
>
>Old age and trickery will only get you so far.... and your Barony's time
>has run out... And if it is a duel that you are seeking.... then it is
>yours to have (p.s. bring a lunch it will be a long day).


I do not see why we should need a lunch, as besting you in a duel has never
before required as much as a deep breath.  

Servant to the Crown,
Baron Iacopo Attaviano da Vizzi
Baron Windmasters Hill



>"If you do not have nothing nice to say, don't say nothing at all"
>-Thumper
>
>In service to the Crowns of Atlantia, and all who support the demise of
>the mutated cats,
>
>Fredrich Von Hinerich
>Barony of Stierbach






>Dear Fredrich,
>
>First I must say, that I am truly hurt to think that one I thought of as
>a
>friend would bring up my age in such an insensitive way.
>
>That being said, I am also somewhat surprised that you of all people
>would
>mention it. Especially as I keep whupping your butt on the rapier field.
>We both know how chagrined you become when a member of AARP beats you.
>
>And as for my being slow, I do admit that the years have stolen much of
>my
>speed, but I still seem to have enough left to one-shot you in a duel.
>To
>be old and slow is understandable, to be young and slow is just
>pathetic.
>
>Yours in Service,
>
>Baron Iacopo Attaviano da Vizzi
>Baron Windmsters Hill
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>At 12:30 AM 6/1/2002 -0400, Riah wrote:
>>
>>OK... I will be that guy...
>>
>>Q: What is a Kittyhawk? How fast do they really move? Wings?
>>
>>In my quest for answers to the above listed questions I think that I
>>have found many answers:
>>
>>The Kitty Hawk was an aircraft carrier that was commissioned September
>>1962. Named after a NC town where the first manned flight took pace.
>>
>>Note # 1 - Almost as old as the Barron of Windmasters Hill.
>>
>>This antique, being in the US Navy's fleet, is one of the only ships
>>that still run solely on diesel power.
>>
>>Note # 2 - Almost as slow as the Barron of Windmasters Hill
>>
>>Wings.... umm ok.....
>>
>>
>>
>>**************Summary****************
>>
>>The Kittyhawks are old slow vessels that take the form of a mutated cat
>>with wings....
>>
>>
>>Yeah and you said we were the strange ones... And who is to say that
>>cows are dumb... Have you ever talked to one?
>>
>>
>>
>>Fredrich Von Hinerich
>>
>>
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