[MR] Fw: [STEPS] Gold Key, a filk

['bella]

this is soooo baad...  but considering it is filk...
'bella


----- Original Message -----
From: "marcos" <marcos at premier1.net>
To: "Steps of the Cathedral, The" <steps at antir.sca.org>
Sent: Monday, February 04, 2002 8:07 PM
Subject: [STEPS] Gold Key, a filk


First off, this in no way represents any Queen I know of, except
of course for "Such a pretty face, should be dressed in lace" and
other such similar portions.  Second, this really needs someone
with a falsetto and a back up singer maybe.  Otherwise, just
think of this as a warning about first impressions, and how wrong
they can become.

     Father Marcos de Foronda, AoA
     The Vanguard, Family Dazhd'bog, Elven Blade, House Decadence
& the 7th Cavalry
     Canton of Porte de l'Eau, Madrone
     mailto:marcos at premier1.net

Gold Key
by Father Marcos de Foronda
to the tune of "Rag Doll" by the Four Seasons

Eww eww eww eww eww eww
Eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
   (Gold Key)
Eww, ohh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

    (Hand me downs)
When she was new to us her clothes were from Gold Key
   (From Gold Key)
Some people laughed at her with patches plain to see
Called her "Gold Key"
Little "Gold Key"
Such a pretty face
Should be dressed in Lace

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
    (Sad Gold Key)
I'd change her Gold Key into lace garb if I could
    (If I could)
My folks won't let me cause they say that she's no good
She's a Gold Key, such a Gold Key
Though I love her so
I can't let her know

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
    (Hand me downs)
I really missed my chance since she's now Queen of An Tir
    (Of An Tir)
She's dressed in ermine and the finest lace this year
    (Silk and lace)
She's our new Queen, such a fine Queen
Though I love her still
It's just not my year

Eww eww eww eww eww eww
Eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
   (Gold Key
I love you just the way you are

Aah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
   (Gold Key eww)
Eww eww eww eww eww eww eww
ohh ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
   (Gold Key Eww)
Eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww