[MR] News Flash

[Jacintha of Highland Foorde]

For your edification:

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: W.S. Furie derweasel at webtv.net

Good gentles, it gives me great pleasure to announce that Hire-A-Bard
will return to Highland River Melees! No more need you fear the
consequences of your poor memory, shallow purse, or feckless nature.

If you need to commemorate a birthday, anniversary, or graduation....if
you desire to hook up, break up, or test the waters.... whether you want
to say "Have a nice day" or "Bite me and bug off"....don't say it with
flowers; declaim it with iambic pentameter!

The service is user-friendly and eager to please. Simply find Swannoc,
and a consultation of the bardic sourcebooks will find a song or poem
appropriate to your needs, wherein it will be promptly delivered to your
intended recipient.

Pay no heed to the shameless imitators such Pay-A-Poet, The OK Chorale,
Bards-R-Us, and Ollie's Meistersingers;
there is only one genuine Hire-A-Bard!
See Swannoc at HRM and get your message on its way!

-- 
Lady Jacintha of Highland Foorde
Chancellor Minor - Barony of Highland Foorde
jacintha74 at gmail.com

*       Nam in dando recipimus      *
* For it is in giving that we receive *
*    Francis of Assisi 1185-1226    *