[MR] Hiring: Babysitter for Spring Assessment!

[Rob Hunter]

Are you attending Spring Assessment with your fighting spouse, and wondering 
what you are going to do all day?

Are you looking for a way to make some easy cash and derive hours of 
entertainment at the same time?

My 5-year old son Lawrence, famed and feared due to the tales of him on 
Facebook, is now accepting applications for a responsible companion on the day 
of Spring Assessment, Saturday March 5th!

Fooling aside, my wife is out of town that weekend, and I'd like to be able to 
make this event to synchronize my spearwork with the other Atlantian fighters, 
so that I can terminate His Majesty's enemies at Gulf Wars, with great 
prejudice.

So if you are going to be at Assessment and would like to make a little extra 
money babysitting my son, please contact me off list!

Cheers,

Dietrich von Stroheim