[MR] Recent classified report

[BaronMungoe McKlinchey]

I have to release this report to the general populace. It is of major news of the safety and welfare of all


TO: Baron of Marinus

From: Atlantia Center for Disease Control and prevention (ACDC)

Subj: Possible outbreak of the "Solanum" virus at Silverleaf estate.

    
    In response to your recent inquiry concerning suspected "African Rabies" in the center territories of the Kingdom southwest of the Barony of Caer Mear. We will be dispatching a team of virologists to the outpost estate of Silverleaf within the week. Hopefully the communications you have received are exaggerations at best.
    As you know, cases of Solanum virus were first recorded in HIeraconpolis, Egypt in 3,000 BC, with the most recent outbreak in 2002 in Saint Thomas US Virgin Islands. These reports of the infected, (I.e. Zombies and walking dead.) are exaggerations. Infected do become delirious and hungry, but are alive. There has never been a outbreak of this disease within the confines of the Kingdom. (The evidence concerning Roanoke island are still inconclusive.)
If there is a outbreak of the "Zombie Disease" rest assured that the Department of ACDC is well staffed and ready to respond. Your Government has everything under control.



Makes me rather nervous when ever the government has it under control