[MR] Recent finding involving the Stierbach "mascot"
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talbotgollum at yahoo.com
Sun Sep 5 12:11:39 PDT 2010
Well first of all we did not use "petri dishes and test tubes"...the former are for bacteria and the latter are just so 1960s. Rather, we made extensive use of tissue culture flasks and incubators, a laminar flow hood, and appropriate growth medium. My thanks to the USDA for providing materials, and to the FDA for accepting the bribes.
And secondly, those bulls were supposed to be BLUE, dammit! Those morons at Invitrogen, they sent us the wrong fluorescent dye! And what blockhead technician didn't check the label? I'd fire them, but they are all government employees.
Talbot, who suggested cloning sheep but those Scottish dorks got to it first
--- On Sun, 9/5/10, Jim Springle <tankred1 at nc.rr.com> wrote:
From: Jim Springle <tankred1 at nc.rr.com>
Subject: Re: [MR] Recent finding involving the Stierbach "mascot"
To: "E-Mail List Merry Rose Rose" <Atlantia at atlantia.sca.org>
Date: Sunday, September 5, 2010, 2:58 PM
Well said Your Excellency! I especially love the lady on the left side
of the "video" listening to the top of the bun. What was she listening
for? Maybe a "moo" from a RedBull? The world may never know.
Tankred Bras-de-Fer
Elvegast Herald, Windmaster's Hill, Atlantia
On 9/5/2010 9:27 AM, Wayne Remes wrote:
> After a closer inspection of the Stierbach Bull, it seems the Bull is not a Bull at all..but rather an Ox. As all know, an Ox is incapable of fathering offspring in the "normal" manner. We have found after extensive DNA testing the Stierbach Ox does indeed seem to be the father of the litter of Redbulls. How can this be you ask, well we have uncovered a nefarious plot, and traced the perpetrators across our borders and up into the north. It would appear that persons unknown from the north (along with pitrie dishes and test tubes) were involved. I know their Excellencies Stierbach to be good and gentle people, and could not possibly be involved in this.I ask they help us seek out and find the perpetrators. What manner of fiends from the north could be behind this?
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> On another note. We in Sacred Stone had also considered a cookbook...unfortunately the Stierbach Ox is a little on the small side.even though he seems to have a voracious appetite for our sweet southern grass. Due to this we tabled the idea....in favor of animals with more meat on their bones like rabbit or quail and fish.
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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0&feature=related
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