[MR] We Didst Naught Start The Fyre

[Lord Lyon Filshenri]

Brilliant!!

Lord Lyon Filshenri
Barony of Caer Mear, Kingdom of Atlantia
Escutièr to His Excellency the Baron of Marinus, Syr Otto von Schwartzkatz, O.P.
lordlyon at lairhaven.com
La jòia ven amb coratge!



-----Original Message-----
From: atlantia-bounces at atlantia.sca.org [mailto:atlantia-bounces at atlantia.sca.org] On Behalf Of scribe0002 at aol.com
Sent: Wednesday, December 31, 2008 6:15 PM
To: jonnyb70 at hotmail.com; atlantia at atlantia.sca.org
Subject: Re: [MR] We Didst Naught Start The Fyre


 Jonathon,

May I just say that you are a deeply disturbed individual and I officially hate you for infecting me with that ear worm.

=o)

~gise


 


 

-----Original Message-----
From: David Ritterskamp <jonnyb70 at hotmail.com>
To: atlantia at atlantia.sca.org
Sent: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 4:17 pm
Subject: [MR] We Didst Naught Start The Fyre










We Did Naught Start the Fyre 



Bone club, stone club, wooden club, metal club, bigger clubs, better 

clubs, look at this mace 

Bone knife, stone knife, wooden knife, not so much, metal knife, 

better knife, swords around the place 



Riding saddle, stirrups, chain mail, horse lance, bigger shields 

better shields, heavy cavalry 



Run `em over, run `em through, run `em down until you're blue, kill 

them all, worry later, God will know his own, right? 



We did naught start the fyre 

It was always burning since the world's been turning- 

We did naught start the fyre 

(Wait, what vile lie is that? As all know the world's flat.) 



Roman fort, hill fort, palisade, catapult, trebuchet, castle siege, 

barbarians at the gate 

Norman, Saxon, Viking raid, Scots, Irish, Moors in Spain, chain 

mail's not enough, make some heavy plate 



French can't really win at all unless someone else makes the call, 

Lionheart, Saladin, Germans, Picts, Gauls 

Stones throw at a castle wall, take their stuff and kill `em all, 

burn, rape, pillage, in the right order! 



We did20naught start the fyre 

It was always burning since the world's been turning 

We did naught start the fyre 

It was stormy one day, then a tree was burning 



Joan of Arc kicked English ass, then they burned her at the stake, 

now you know why French can't win, killing winners, big mistake 



Nasty Muslims and those Jews, they don't worship like we do, God 

Wills It and so do you, take their stuff and kill `em too 



Charles Martel, Charlemagne, Turenne, Chuck du Gaulle, Jean Lannes, 

Phil Augustus, Military French guys all, 



Chalons, Sack of Rome, Salsu, Badr, Bosra, Yarmouk, Iron Bridge, 

Siege Constantinople, Rome gets Sacked again, Stamford Bridge, 

Hastings, Siege of Jerusalem, Agincourt and Crecy 



We did naught start the fyre 

It wert always burning since the world wast turning 

We did naught start the fyre 

No we did not light it but we did not fight it 



Knights Templar, Church of Rome, British Navy, Thunderdome 

(just checking to see if you were actually listening) 

First Crusades, Second too, Northern Crusades, quite a few 

Third and Fourth and Fifth and Sixth, Seventh Eighth Ninth took 

their licks, 

Put on your Cross, grab your sword, kill them for the Christ our 

Lord 



We did naught start the fyre 

It wert always burning since the world wast turning 

We did naught start the fyre 

But we'll conquer their lands with our bloody sword hands 



Arabs had their d
umb wars too, so don't think we pick on you 

China, Russia, and Iran, they've all screwed Afghanistan 



And so they don't feel left out, Japan's had some wars, no doubt 

But you don't hear `bout these much, Western World's what we all 

touch 



You don't hear about the bad, just the parts that make us glad 

That we're reading history, written by the winners! 



We did naught start the fyre 

It wert always burning since the world wast turning 

We did naught start the fyre 

But when we are gone, it'll still burn on, and on, and on, and on… 


 

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