[MR] Fw: Kingdom of Meridies Herald Season and Bag Limits

[Jamie Griffin]

Hoping our Heralds have a sense of humor.  

 Lie du Bosc 
Chatelaine for the
Canton of Cyddlain Downs in the
Barony of Nottinghill Coil 
Kingdom of Atlantia
Forever a child of the Barony of Sun Dragon
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mka Jamie Griffin
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From: Pat Griffin <ldyannedubosc at yahoo.com>
To: Jamie Griffin <jamieg818 at yahoo.com>; Jacqueline Griffin <jacquelinebgriffin at yahoo.com>; sundragon at yahoogroups.com
Sent: Wednesday, April 15, 2009 12:11:22 AM
Subject: Kingdom of Meridies Herald Season and Bag Limits


An oldie but goodie

Lady Anne du Bosc, Called Mordonna
Thorngill, Meridies

"If you ignore the dragon, it will eat you. If you confront the dragon, it will overpower you. If you ride the dragon, you will take advantage of its might and power."






?Subject: KINGDOM OF MERIDIES HERALD SEASON AND BAG LIMITS

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1300.01 GENERAL

1. Any person with a valid Meridies hunting license may harvest heralds.

2. Taking of heralds with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of rare books as bait is prohibited.

3. Killing of heralds with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead herald to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest heralds from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.

5. It shall be unlawful to shout "newbie", "you -still- don't have a device?", or "free Cathal!" for the purpose of trapping heralds.

6. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.

7. It shall be unlawful to use sheep, young squires, $100 bills, bunny-fur bimbos, or newbies to attract heralds.

8. It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 200 yards of Royal Court, Baronial Court, whorehouses, health spas, sheep ranches or used bookstores.

9. If a herald is appointed to Corporate office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.

10. Stuffed or mounted heralds must have a state health department inspection for rabies and other vermin.

11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a sheep, newbie, Tuchux, bunny-fur bimbo or tavern keeper for the purpose of hunting
heralds.

12. It shall be illegal to hunt any herald in actual performance of their duties.

BAG LIMITS

1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
2. Two-faced Letter Writer 1
3. Common Back-stabber 4
4. Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only) 3
5. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
6. Honest Herald EXTINCT
7. Cut-throat 2
8. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
9. Brown-nosed Crown Kisser 2
10. Absent-Minded Device Loser $100 BOUNTY

Enjoy! 

Oh-?one question-Free Cathal from Whom? Who in the world had the?stupidity to try and hold Master Cathal against his will-and what was the unspeakable fate?of ?these unfortunate idiots? 

Thanks!

Helen 

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