[MR] Help Wanted - Richmond VA

[Nicholas S. Malone]

We are looking for a live-in nanny/Housekeeper:

The Good:
Private room
Cable
Utilities
Broadband Access
10-12 Hrs a week covers room and board
a few hours a morning 3-5 days a week
cash for more hrs a week
evenings and weekends free
assistance with school coursework
Transportation usually available

The bad:
2 girls 14 and 7
Both are very intelligent (maybe psycho) (97+ percentile)
Both are very headstrong
Both are very large and sometimes physical (97+ percentile)
we are slobs and very busy
2 dogs, 2 cats, a mouse, and whatever else wanders along
Smoking household
Drinking household
and Dad is a broken down old perv

No limits as regards to Age, Race, Sex, Sexual Orientation, or religion
Perfect opportunity for a first job away from home or to get into a new 
situation
Approved for most Probation and Parole placements