[MR] Upcoming War of the Roses- Dun Carraig

[ldmolly at md.metrocast.net]

Unto the Gentles of the Tavern do I beg a moment of your indulgence....

My sooper seekret network of giggly and bouncy spies has intercepted a
message from His Excellency; even now my mind can scarcely grasp what is
happening. We always write our missives to the Barony together, but I have
in my hot little hands both our letter to the Seadogs...and one allegedly
written by my beloved pookie bear...I mean that power hungry war- monger!

He writes to our most loyal chronicler (if it can be called WRITING):

     'Please posts in cliff notes from me 
 don’t tell molly... let the
WAR start


.;)
            "Unto MY most Savage and Loyal Seadogs does your dread Baron
send greetings. We have grown and prospered during these past
few years, due in no small part to MY guidance and even-handed
management. There are SOME PEOPLE who would think little of
spending the Barony's HARD EARNED profits on frivolous stuff
(like cooking supplies and Tattoos). These SAME PEOPLE (hint:
they like shoes) think ALL fighters should spend their free
time making largess and such. Next, they'll be asking us to
spout POETRY!! ENOUGH, I say! Leave the guidance of Land and
Subjects to those capable of rational, right-thinking
intellect, and let THOSE PEOPLE concentrate on the TRUE duties
of a loyal WIFE and subject. Let not your heart be moved by
honeyed reasoning, for many are the tricks of the devil...and
a well kept home is a true testament to the worth of an honest
woman!!

More to follow,
Erwin, Baron of Dun Carraig'



More information to follow as the plot thickens...see
www.duncarraig.net/birthday for event announcements and
http://molly-world.livejournal.com/ for photos and Erwins entrails!

Mary Isabel of Heatherstone, Baroness of Dun Carraig

Legal mumbo-jumbo: This is the first of an on-going effort to entertain
those who might be considering attending our upcoming War of the Roses
event. It is intended as light hearted fun and is not an accurate
representation of Erwin & Molly, Dun Carraig or the SCA, Inc. (because you
know someone will just not get that it's a joke...)