[MR] Fw: are you in a play?

[Richard Mowbray]

2 stories out of the files...

Did a demo at an elementary School. they wanted us to share hot dogs
with the kids in the cafeteria. while waiting in line a smart alecky
little girl (about 12 yrs old) came up and asked me why I was dressed
so funny. i told her she was dressed funnier than I was. She looked
just like a little boy - plaid shirt, blue jeans, sneakers, very
ruffed-up looking. She looked down at her clothes and walked away.

My ex was in a grocery store waiting to check-out in garb. A woman
standing in line next to her wearing skin tight leopard skin pedal
pushers, a blkack lingerie top, piledup bouffant hair with a bad blond
die job, and thos "cat-eyes" cheap sunglasses with the sequined rims
starts saying something about her garb being inappropriate dress for a
grocery store. My ex, "Honey, just what do you call that outfit you've
got on?". The check-out girl nearly exploded.

I think our biggest danger these days are those who think they are the
guardians of homeland security, uniformed or civilian.


--- Cap'n BlackJack Flint <qm_blackjack_flint at yahoo.com> wrote:

> ((Sorry, really need to pay more attention.... Half the time the
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> Whenever I have been asked why I was dressed funny, I would look at
> them, do my best possible brogue, and reply, "I'm not dressed funny,
> you are."
>  
> Funniest freaking the mundanes story I had was years ago, in the
> Middle, I was walking around a Meijers in my kilt, with a dirk on
> one hip and sword on the other, and I had four young ladies following
> me the entire time I was in there, whispering among themselves trying
> to figure out who was going to ask me what I was wearing under the
> kilt....
>  
> Cap'n "Black" Jack Flint
>        Lord and Master of "The Raptor"
>             Brute for Hire
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> ----- Original Message ----
> From: "thatursula at aol.com" <thatursula at aol.com>
> To: denise at shado.info; atlantia at atlantia.sca.org
> Sent: Friday, May 23, 2008 9:55:15 PM
> Subject: Re: [MR] are you in a play?
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> We usually tell them we're in "Cats."
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> -----Original Message-----
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> From: Denise McMahon <denise at shado.info>
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> To: Merry rose <atlantia at atlantia.sca.org>
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> Sent: Fri, 23 May 2008 4:26 pm
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> Subject: [MR] are you in a play?
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>     "Yes. Death of a Salesman."    :)      -Rowan, yes I was an
> English Major growing up...          Compassion is the best healer. 
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