[MR] YKYITSCAW

[Kelly Keck]

-Someone sees a bruise on your arm and says "Oh, my gosh, that looks awful!"
and you have to stop yourself from laughing, because it's nothing compared
to the ones on your thighs.

-One of your friends mentions kicking your a--, and your response is "Cool,
thanks!"

-Your idea of a romantic Valentine's or anniversary gift includes lamellar
armor or a new sword.

Adriana Michaels