[MR] You know you are in the SCA when...

[Tracy Janicki]

1.  You hear your six year old daughter arguing with a  friend and your kid say " Your mother was a hamster and your father stank of elderberries..."  WITH a  bad French accent.

2. The prerequisites for the house you are building are  a.  Enough room in the back yard for a Royal Rounds Archery range.  b. Enough room to practice heavy.   c. A garage big enough for the trailer for Pennsic that you haven't bought yet.  d. An armor rack in said garage.  e.  A room big enough for your 4 sewing machines, all your weaving/kumihimo/embroidery/arrow making/drumming/belly dancing.....stuff......

3. Your 11 Year old says, "Mom, can I wear my sideless surcoat for class pictures...?"

4. When you are at an event and a knight walks by with his armor in a  hockey bag and your six year old daughter sighs and shakes her head, then says " That is so not period..."

5. When you call your husband and he accidentally calls his assistant his apprentice in front of his CEO.

6. When you are on the playground and kids are fighting and yours screams "HOLD!!"
    


      
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