[MR] Atlantian Ruuummmmmmmble

[Terri Morgan]

"What is Best in Life? To smack down your enemies, to see them snivel before
you, and to hear the lamentations in their Poetry." 

All right, Atlantia, are you ready to ruuuuuuuuuummmmble?  Come see the
"combat event" at Kingdom Arts and Sciences, the Poetic Bloodsport , a
mighty Smackdown in honor of Duke Gyrth Oldcastle. 
Our Atlantian Gladiators will spar for the pleasure of the crowd and crush
each others' very souls.

Come see Ceridwen "I'm not Bad, I'm just standing that way" ferch Owain as
she demolishes her foes in a poetic termination.

View the mighty Bran "Not a Slave to Fashion" Trefonin as he uses his words
to flay the skin from his adversaries' bones.

Feel the heat as James "Is that Another New Hat?" of Middle Aston covers his
victims with the gore of their own ineptitude. 

Watch as Olivier "I used to be from a Civilized Country"  de Bayonne slays
his rivals with but a turn of phrase and use of obscure poetic forms.

Pay heed as Efenwealt "Only Writes Filk" Wystle slaughters the poets
gathered before him and feasts upon their cries.  

Be witness to the horror as Ruaidhri "Can I have More Phlegm with that
Name?" an Cu exterminates his assailants with his recriminations.  

Behold the carnage as Simone "The Bloody Rose" de Barjavel perforates her
opponents with her castigations and condemnation.  

Find yourself agape at the magnificence of Rosalind "I write the Songs that
make the Knowne World Sing" Jehann as she slams her opponents' souls with a
smile on her lips and song in he heart.   

IF you dare, watch as Rosanella "Livin' in Amerigo" Vespucci eliminates her
rivals by total annihilation.  

Observe in Awe as Dunstan "Wanna Touch My Weasel?" le Heryngmonger, even
from afar, wields his weapons with deadly acuity.

Experience the suffering dealt by Jonathan "I Did it My Way" Blackbow as he
smites his foes, raining reproaches and derision upon them.  

Tremble as you hear Axel "My Daughter Can Beat Up Your Daughter" of Tavistia
dealing out death and destruction to all within earshot.

This First Annual Duke Gyrth Memorial Smackdown will take place from 11-2 at
Kingdom Arts and Sciences.