[MR] OT / PSA / Northern Region: Disaster victims wanted

[Dexter Guptill]

Greetings!
I'm taking bandwidth liberties for a shameless plug. 

What: Since late February, I've been enrolled in classes for the
Fairfax County, VA, CERT (Community Emergency Response Team) program.
Our final exercise is Sunday, May 1. Since we have two CERT classes
and a Boy Scout Troop playing, we need LOTS of victims. I think that
the exercise will be an earthquake.

When: Sunday, May 1st. Show up by 9:30AM, for application of fake
injuries. Exercise last up through about 2:30PM.

Where: Fairfax County Fire and Rescue Academy, on West Ox Road south of I-66.

Who: Anyone interested in running a bunch of CERT candidates ragged,
by keeping them busy "rescuing" you.  Minimum age is 15, under 18
needs a parent involved.

Particulars: The exercise will be held rain or shine. It counts as
community-service hours for anyone who needs 'em for school, etc. Wear
clothes that you've been thinking about throwing away. Think mud,
grunge, and EMT shears. Unless the program comes up with a feeding
plan, I will come up with lunch and drinkies for "my" victims.

Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled SCA-whackiness.

Erich von Kleinfeld, mka
-- 
Dex
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