[MR] Beowulf Meets Godsylla/humor/OT

[Randy Goldberg MD]

TOO funny not to share. Ow!

> Beowulf Meets Godsylla
>
> Meanehwæl, baccat meaddehæle,   monstær lurccen;
> Fulle few too many drincce,  hie luccen for fyht.
> Ðen Hreorfneorhtðhwr,  son of Hrwærowþheororthwl,
> Æsccen æwful jeork     to steop outsyd.
> Þhud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom!     Ðe bigge gye
> Eallum his bon brak,     byt his nose offe;
> Wicced Godsylla     wæld on his asse.
> Monstær moppe fleor wyþ   eallum men in hælle.
> Beowulf in bacceroome   fonecall bamaccen wæs;
> Hearen sond of ruccus   sæd, "Hwæt ðe helle?"
> Graben sheold strang     ond swich-blæd scharp
> Stond feorth to fyht     ðe grimlic foe.
> "Me," Godsylla sæd,     "mac ðe minsemete."
> Heoro cwyc geten heold   wiþ fæmed half-nelson
> Ond flyng him lic frisbe     bac to fen
> Beowulf belly up     to meaddehæle bar,
> Sæd, "Ne foe beaten     mie færsom cung-fu."
> Eorderen cocca-cohla     yce-coeld, ðe reol þyng.
>
> A Parody by Tom Weller
> from Culture Made Stupid

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