WATER AT WAR [MR] gossip and other things of value

[Randy Goldberg MD]

Your Majesty,

I too am mortally offended by those lackwits and mealmouths who have nought
better to do than spread lies and innuendo.

I will not be attending Pennsic due to mundane concerns. However, I have
asked the Head of my Household to provide a case of water bottles to you, in
my name.

Blessings upon you and your Realm,
    In Service, I remain,
        Your loyal subject,
            Reb Avraham haRofeh of Sudentur (associate member of House
SPCA - the Soup Pot Cooks' Association)