[MR] Fwd: Fw: SCA finds earliest trace

[Fergus MacDair]

> > FYI:
> > It turns out that a certain computer plague has
> been around longer
> > than was previously suspected.  The following is a
> copy of a
> > document unearthed by the tireless researchers at
> the Society
> > for Creative Anachronism.
> > -- Roy
> >
> > From: Grimhelm Wormtongue
> > Date: Heven 25 Afteryule 1592 10:55:51
> > DUNLAND
> > Dear sir and/or madame,
> > Salutations, I am GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE, The son of
> late Counsellor
> > Gríma Wormtongue of the Kingdom of Rohan.
> > My father was Chief Counsellor [equivalent to
> Prime Minister] to late
> > lamented king Théoden of Rohan. In his position my
> father altogether
> > legally and correctly acquired significant assets
> throughout Rohan in
> > order to protect the Kingdom from enemy forces
> within and without.
> > In the course of lamentable events succeeding, my
> father was illegally
> > deprived of office and expelled from the Kingdom.
> Before this he had
> > with foresight already entirely legally deposited
> the sum of
> > M.500,000,000,000 in gold with the Bank of Gondor
> (Minas Tirith). While
> > in exile in the north he was assaulted and
> murdered by a band of
> > northern pygmies. His family was obliged to seek
> refuge in northern
> > Dunland among some of our sympathisers.
> > My father left to me all documents necessary to
> retrieve the sum of gold
> > aforesaid from the Bank of Gondor (Minas Tirith).
> However, in the
> > current political circumstances my solicitor
> believes it unwise for me
> > to attempt to make the trip from Dunland to Minas
> Tirith, and has
> > recommended that I seek a trustworthy foreign
> business partner into
> > whose account this money could be tranferred. This
> appears to be the
> > best option as we are unable to open an account in
> Dunland. Therefore we
> > are seeking your trustworthy assistance and
> cooperation.
> > You will provide information about your account
> that will enable a
> > deposit to be made in your name. I will contact
> the Bank of Gondor
> > (Minas Tirith) and inform them that the money is
> to be placed into your
> > account. Upon completion of the transaction your
> share of the proceeds
> > will be 15% net following deduction of all
> transfer fees, that is M.
> > 75,000,000,000. If the transaction goes well we
> also look forward to
> > maintaining you as a profitable business partner
> for future ventures.
> > It goes without saying that I can expect your
> complete confidence and
> > secrecy in keeping this matter under wraps
> prefatory to completion.
> > Please reach me at my email address:
> mbrandybuck at buckland.net
> > Thank you and ERU bless.
> > MR, GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE.
> > end
> >
> > - - Roy B. Scherer
> >   [8 N. Sheppard Street, Richmond, VA 23221; (804)
> 355-7612]
> >
>
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> > "Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God."
> > -- Thomas Jefferson
> >
>
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> >
>


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The Tao is called the Great Mother:
empty yet inexhaustible,
it gives birth to infinite worlds.

It is always present within you.
You can use it any way you want.
Tao Te Ching, chapter 6

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