[MR] Uh, Hello??!!

[Rutlands at aol.com]

Hello, (purr), my name is Peaches and I am applying for a place in your 
heart.  I was homeless, and a year ago March Jim and Dan took me in... I 
repaid them with five kittens and they repaid me with a trip to the vet.  
Some kind of gratitude...I am now fixed and declawed in front, and have my 
shots.  

The trouble is, Jim and Dan are nice people but I just can't get along with 
the other cats.  They are all three ganging up on me, INCLUDING my own 
kitten, who is now twice my size.  I tell you, you carry them, you nurse 
them, you teach them everything you know, and then they try to dominate you.  
 

At any rate, I want so badly to vote with my feet... but I don't have any 
place to go.   I'm a light-colored ginger cat, ever so slightly plump with 
very soft plush fur, very affectionate if you're a human, I don't wail all 
night like some cats I could name, I don't eat much and have a clean bill of 
health.  I would be your cat, your own buddy, your friend and.. although I 
don't like to bring up unpleasantnesses, if you have an Unfortunate Rodent 
Problem, I'm a born natural.  And I won't gossip about it, either.  

At any rate, Dan left the computer on and I'm posting this.  Could anyone who 
sees this and has room in their heart and home for a loving friend please 
Email back?  Thank you,  Peaches.  


(Please reply to my friends James and Daniel of Rutland at Rutlands at aol.com)