[MR] Latin Help

[Vernon Willet]

Good Morning All,

A friend of mine asked, at the Richmond Highland Games, for a translation of
a phrase into Latin and I do submit it to you, with a pleas for your kind
assistance.  The phrase is:

"If you are not having fun, carry your sorry donkey (slightly modified for
young eyes) on home"

In an ideal world, I would like to provide him with a translation into Latin
and into Gaelic.  Many thanks, in advance.  Barkeep, a round for the house.

Werhener