[MR] You Hoo Stierbach...

Riah lifeslittlejoke at hotmail.com
Sun Jun 2 22:58:18 PDT 2002


Wow.... You almost see intelligent to be a follower of a old mutated
cat... You are almost right it the fact that it is "the oldest ship in
the navy's fleet" 

Note: Oldest ship In the Navy's fleet is.... "Old Ironsides" (the USS
Constitution for you mutated kitties).

And how impressed I was initially of your heraldic description of the
First Navy Jack (aka Barry, gules and argent, per
bend a rattle snake natural, in base "DONT TREAD ON ME" sable) 
the thing that you have to realize is this "Flag" has been apart of the
Navy since the "Great White Fleet" (you sir, are the one lacking in
research). Ok so they have aircraft that can drop bombs and that can
break the sound barrier.... So did Iraq and that didn't help them...
Welcome to the 21st century Captain Obvious.

Now, let be honest now... if you still want to compare yourself to a
defunct ship that is your business. I mean it is your choice to stand
behind furious house cat with wings if you want to... As a matter of
fact let me know when you are ready for a real charge (like a BULL) I
have a friend are Ripley's that is always looking for another circus
side show piece... 


Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway. 
-Elbert Hubbard

In Service to those against mutated felines 
Fredrich Von Hinerich

-----Original Message-----
From: atlantia-admin at atlantia.sca.org
[mailto:atlantia-admin at atlantia.sca.org] On Behalf Of Girard de
Bourgogne
Sent: Sunday, June 02, 2002 5:49 PM
To: atlantia at atlantia.sca.org
Subject: RE: [MR] You Hoo Stierbach...


I can understand how you would be confused.  When one's Navy is
comprised of
floating cow pies and one's idea of offensive air power is measured by
methane output of the local livestock, it's tough to judge real power
when
one sees it.

Now, had you done some research (I guess it's tough to turn pages or
click
with hooves), you would have noted that the U.S.S. Kittyhawk is the
oldest
active ship in the U.S. fleet.  That is a mark of distinction and honor
(two
qualities it shares with the Barony of Windmasters' Hill), and carries
the
duty of flying the "Don't Tread on Me" flag (Barry, gules and argent,
per
bend a rattle snake natural, in base "DONT TREAD ON ME" sable).  Maybe
the
cows should take that as a wee bit of a warning.  Maybe if you ask
nicely,
His Excellency of Windmasters' Hill will allow you to yield.

Now, another thing we have in common with our wise old friend the U.S.S.
Kittyhawk are wings.  The aircraft carier can handle about 75 aircraft,
most
of which are capable of breaking the sound barier and delivering
thousands
of pounds of explosives to very precise targets.  Your average cow can
handle 750 flies and is capable of delivering manure to a field, in a
very
messy manner.

So, as you can see, it's still better to be on the side of the
Kittyhawks;
at least we aren't subject to randomly tipping over in our sleep.

In service to the winning Barony of Windmasters' Hill,
Lord Girard de Bourgogne




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