[MR] You Hoo Stierbach...
Girard de Bourgogne
girard_de_bourgogne at hotmail.com
Sun Jun 2 14:49:17 PDT 2002
I can understand how you would be confused. When one's Navy is comprised of
floating cow pies and one's idea of offensive air power is measured by
methane output of the local livestock, it's tough to judge real power when
one sees it.
Now, had you done some research (I guess it's tough to turn pages or click
with hooves), you would have noted that the U.S.S. Kittyhawk is the oldest
active ship in the U.S. fleet. That is a mark of distinction and honor (two
qualities it shares with the Barony of Windmasters' Hill), and carries the
duty of flying the "Don't Tread on Me" flag (Barry, gules and argent, per
bend a rattle snake natural, in base "DONT TREAD ON ME" sable). Maybe the
cows should take that as a wee bit of a warning. Maybe if you ask nicely,
His Excellency of Windmasters' Hill will allow you to yield.
Now, another thing we have in common with our wise old friend the U.S.S.
Kittyhawk are wings. The aircraft carier can handle about 75 aircraft, most
of which are capable of breaking the sound barier and delivering thousands
of pounds of explosives to very precise targets. Your average cow can
handle 750 flies and is capable of delivering manure to a field, in a very
messy manner.
So, as you can see, it's still better to be on the side of the Kittyhawks;
at least we aren't subject to randomly tipping over in our sleep.
In service to the winning Barony of Windmasters' Hill,
Lord Girard de Bourgogne
>
>OK... I will be that guy...
>
>Q: What is a Kittyhawk? How fast do they really move? Wings?
>
>In my quest for answers to the above listed questions I think that I
>have found many answers:
>
>The Kitty Hawk was an aircraft carrier that was commissioned September
>1962. Named after a NC town where the first manned flight took pace.
>
>Note # 1 - Almost as old as the Barron of Windmasters Hill.
>
>This antique, being in the US Navy's fleet, is one of the only ships
>that still run solely on diesel power.
>
>Note # 2 - Almost as slow as the Barron of Windmasters Hill
>
>Wings.... umm ok.....
>
>
>
>**************Summary****************
>
>The Kittyhawks are old slow vessels that take the form of a mutated cat
>with wings....
>
>
>Yeah and you said we were the strange ones... And who is to say that
>cows are dumb... Have you ever talked to one?
>
>
>
>Fredrich Von Hinerich
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: atlantia-admin at atlantia.sca.org
>[mailto:atlantia-admin at atlantia.sca.org] On Behalf Of Girard de
>Bourgogne
>Sent: Friday, May 31, 2002 10:11 AM
>To: atlantia at atlantia.sca.org
>Subject: Re: [MR] You Hoo Stierbach...
>
>Everybody knows that a Kittyhawk is much faster than some dumb old cow.
>Heck, with the wings, we don't even have to worry about all those lovely
>pies your bovine friends leave hanging around.
>
>In the end, it really comes down to the predator and the prey. In those
>types of battles, I'd much rather be on the side of the carnivore...
>
>In Service to the Kittyhawk,
>Lord Girard de Bourgogne
>
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Robert Busek" <rpbusek at yahoo.com>
>To: <atlantia at atlantia.sca.org>
>Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2002 9:43 AM
>Subject: Re: [MR] You Hoo Stierbach...
>
>
> > Listen, any time you kittens want to go cow tipping,
> > come on up. Watch out for the stampede, though. Your
> > little claws won't do much against our hooves.
> >
> > Pro Deo et Stierbach,
> > Robert of Canterbury
> >
> > --- Julia Windsor <scawindsor1 at yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > Stoke up that cookfire, get the marinade ready, I
> > > hear
> > > dinner.
> > >
> > > Windmasters
> > >
> > > --- Elspeth <elspeth at nc.rr.com> wrote:
> > > > Our Kitty Hawks can beat up you cows any day!
> > > >
> > > > Take the challenge,
> > > > Windmasters
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > From: "Gene Bonar" <eogan at nc.rr.com>
> > > > To: "SCA Atlantia List"
> > > <atlantia at atlantia.sca.org>
> > > > Sent: Wednesday, May 29, 2002 9:00 AM
> > > > Subject: [MR] Hey Stierbach na nee na nee boo boo
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > Stierbach,
> > > > >
> > > > > Your Mother dresses you funny, and your fighters
> > > throw
> > > > like GIRLS.
> > > > >
> > > > > Windmasters' Hill
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
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