[MR] FW: [thndr] Fw: [TY] FW: [SCA-HUMOR] What Does Your Crown Say?

[Virginia E. Liles]

Giggle!
> 
> I think that one post also added... for the meridieas that one crown has, 
in magic marker...'Gareth was here'....
> 
> Crown Inscriptions
> 
> Inside the Royal crowns of Caid are inscribed the words "You rule because
> they believe". What a fitting sentiment! Now, one wonders, might be
fitting
> for the inscriptions inside crowns from other SCA Kingdoms and
> principalities? The denizens of the Steps of the Cathedral of An Tir
mailin=
> g
> list came up with the following suggestions:
> Any Kingdom: "I fought in Crown Tourney, and all I got was this stupid
> crown!"
> 
> Any Kingdom: "Next time, fall down!"
> 
> Kingdom of the West: "Today, the West, tomorrow the Known World!"
> 
> Principality of Avacal: "I never wanted to be a Prince(ss). I wanted to
be.=
> .
> a lumberjack!"
> 
> Kingdom of An Tir: "This is your crown. It's worn on your head. Pointy
ends
> up. Take your helm off, first."
> 
> Kingdom of Ansteorra: "Y'all rule nicely, now!"
> 
> Midrealm: "At least I get to go to Pennsic!"
> 
> Kingdom of the East: "The King's word is a damned fine suggestion!"
> 
> Kingdom of Atlantia: "At least we keep Trimaris from smashing into
> Eastrealm."
> 
> Kingdom of Ealdormere: "BOD? What BOD?" (Ealdormere is the first fully
> Canadian Kingdom; the BOD's rulings have very little "force-of-law"
there.)
> 
> Kingdom of Drachenwald: "Ich bin eine Berliner"
> 
> Atenveldt: "The SUN is NOT your friend, and DON'T drink the water!"
> 
> Kingdom of Atenveldt: "Stay in the shade or they'll melt."
> 
> Kingdom of Trimaris: "Equipped with a flotation device in case of swamp
> landing."
> 
> Kingdom of Drachenwald: "Don't let the REAL monarchs know!" (In 5
different
> languages.)
> 
> Kingdom of An Tir: "Vacancy. Inquire within."
> 
> Pricipality of Lochac: "Court first--sheep later."
> 
> Principality of the Mists: "Flip switch at rear to activate fog lights."
> 
> Kingdom of Atlantia: "If found, return to Michael of Bedford." (Michael
was
> the first King of Atlantia and has reigned seven times.)
> 
> Kingdom of An Tir: "On loan from Sir Barak."
> 
> Kingdom of the East: "COFFEE FIRST!"
> 
> If Rivers Region in An Tir becomes a Principality: "All wet!"
> 
> If Northern Region in An Tir becomes a Principality: "Take off, eh?!"
> 
> Contributors (in no particular order)--Roger, Caibre, Baronness Amanda
> Kendal, Lord Erasmus the Traveller, Ulf, Aislinn ingen Eoin mhic Domnaill,
> Gwion ap Bleiddyn, Uilliam mac Aill=E9n vhic S=E9amus, Isolde the Nimble
> Fingered, Lord Anthony Hawke, Nikolai Petrovich, Father Marcos de Foronda
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> f
> Oakdale, Master Donn on Bronach
> 
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