[MR] help!

[Dave Montuori]

Alison MacLeod asked:
> I was wondering if anyone could forward rules and directions on how to play
> Cambok? Please respond privately. Thank you so much!

***HUMOR ALERT*** (which is why I chose to respond publically)

Cambok resembles to me a cross between Field Hockey and Brockian Ultra
Cricket. For those of you who aren't familiar with the latter, here are
the relevant rules, with apologies to the late Douglas Adams.

-- Put your team and the opposing team in a large field and build a high
wall around them.
	Unlike B.U.C., this rules applies to Cambok for audience safety.
"High" is a flexible term which might be measured in millimeters,
depending on who's making the decisions.

-- Throw lots of assorted items of sporting equipment over the walls for
the players.

-- The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with
whatever they find to hand.  Whenever a player scores a "hit" on another
player, he should immediatly run away as fast as he can and apologize from
a safe distance. Aplogies should be concise, sincere and, for maximum
clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone.
	For Cambok, add that "hits" on other players must not be
intentional...

-- The winning team shall be the first team that wins.

Grins,
Evan