[MR] 103% out of life

[TychoandBert at aol.com]

 Subject: 103%
 
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.

Well, here's how you do that.  Here's how you can achieve 103%.

First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the
future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the
following.

IF:
A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, D = 4, E = 5, F = 6, G = 7, H = 8, I = 9, J = 10, 
K= 11, L = 12, M = 13, N = 14, O = 15, P = 16, Q = 17, R = 18, 
S = 19, T= 20, U = 21, V = 22, W = 23, X = 24, Y = 25, Z = 26

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,
K N O W L E D G E
1+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But, EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is
B U L L S H I T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management
types, sales managers and motivational speakers really mean when they
want you to exceed 100%!