[MR] Top ten rumors about where Sean/Angus/Domenico/etc... has been

[Edvard Gayer]

Scriptsit Sean/Angus/Domenico/etc...
>Subject: [MR] top ten rumors about where Guido has been
>
>10. He was on a secret mission from the Pope to
>retrace the journey of Marco Polo. Unfortunately he
>missed the turnoff to Horde Hill and ended up in the
>Tuchux encampment and it took this long for the
>hangover to wear off

Apparently, our confusingly-named friend has managed to find his way back to 
the Merry Rose, oblivious as to the fun his previously-forwarded post has 
already generated on the list.  Presented for your approval are the top ten 
reasons why Sean/Angus/Domenico/etc..(S/A/D/etc) couldn't post his original 
post himself:

10. On his way home after his secret mission from the Pope, lost his horse 
AND his Monty Python coconut clappers, severly delaying his return.

9. Wanted to create a stir within the Middle Eastern dance community, while 
simultaneously denying accountability.

8. His leggings got too tight, cutting off circulation to his brain.

7. Threw his stringless-yoyo juggling thingy really really high, still 
waiting for it to come back down.

6. His dog ate his hats (at least he got one right)

5. Got sidetracked trying out for the Spice Girls as "Spandex Spice"

4. His network connection went down when his 'puter got hit with the 
University of Kentucky virus. (this is an inside joke, I'm sure Dafydd will 
get it.)

3. Distraught that Colby lost on Survivor, just now recovering.

2. Lost a bet to Dafydd, had to go one week without an Internet connection 
or be forced to go to the next Village People reunion concert in Norfolk 
dressed as a Sailor.

and the #1 reason S/A/D/etc couldn't post this himself....

1. Judith retroactively kicked his butt all the way back to last week!

-Vard :)
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