[MR] Where's Guido?

[Vaughan, Scott F (US)]

I can see a whole new series of "Where's Guido" manuscripts being published.
Just keep your eyes peeled for the mustache. Ah well, I can't draw, but I
can sing (or at least I call it singing). 

Take it away maestro. and a one and two.
<harpsichord flourish>

<singing>
Oh dear, what the matter be?
Seven old Laurels were locked in the lavat'ry
They were there from Sunday till Saturday
Nobody knew they were there...

The first old Laurel was Daffyd ap Gwystl
Who sat down to read from his new Latin missal.
He was locked in the privy by Efenwealt Wystle 
And nobody knew he was there.

Oh dear what can the matter be...
<end singing>

Here's a stereotype for you: ALL bards are obnoxious! MUAAAHHAHAHAHA!

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