[MR] Oh Please, someone help!

[Angela K. Pincha-Neel]

I really, really, really need these two mottos translated into Latin...

Please, won't someone who can do this please <grovel, grovel> translate
these for me?

Please, please?!?!

1. Keeping the laurel kingdoms safe from democracy

and

2. Hit them like you damn well mean it


THANKS to whomever will do this for me :)

Drea