[MR] Another offer you can't refuse

[Vernon L. Willet, Jr.]

Unto the Noble AshaHito, Prince of Merchants, does Werhener von
Ingolstadt
send Greeting,

My Good Mongol Friend,

At the end of the day, when the wailing and weeping of the Western
Barbarians has seeped away with their blood, it is to be expected that a

hearty warrior, such as yourself, will turn his thoughts to food.  This
is an area where it is good to know a Bavarian!  From the plunder of
your enemies camp, I and my Gnomes shall prepare a feast for you and 100

of your closest friends.  And all for a most reasonable price.  (By the
way, I can also arrange financing for The Khan's forces, at a most
reasonable rate, taking only the thrones for securtity, a mere
formality, of course).  Prepare your tastebuds for the feast as follows:

Mongol’s Revenge Menu

Bread
         Dark
         light
Fruit
         Grapes
         Dates
         Figs
         Banana
         Citrus
Cheese
         White
         Yellow
Butters
         Plain
         Spiced
         Honey


First Course

Soup:   Hot& Sweet Spinach
Himalayan Nettle soup (Satuk)  stock,spinach,milk,honey,red pepper

Main Course
      Baked Mixed Vegetables:
        (Adzhapsandali) cabbage,onion,garlic,carrot,kohlrabi,celery,
        w/salt&fennel

        Beef Roasted  (Tatar Uhriin Mah)  soy&mustard basted w/garlic
        Chicken Smoked  (Zaporozhste)   basted w/lemon and yogurt

Sauces
         Verjuice (Verjis)    green grape sauce
         Hot Curry (Sipon Mardur)   typical hot curry
         Light Curry (Sikhdorov Madzoon)  Garlic & Yogurt curry w/ touch

            of mint
         Sweet&Sour (Tkemeli)    Plum jelly, lime,cilantro


Dessert
        Peach & Cherry Tart Chumi (fruit & pastry)

Restives  (Drinks to settle the Stomach)
        Airag
        Tsai
        Chocoah


After such a feast, it will be good to loll about a bardic circle.  Know

any Bards?  If not, let us assault Beijing.  I hear Yang-tze is
overated.
Werhener