[MR] apologies

[Cole]

To my brother Knight, his Excellency Balynar,
I apologize that I will not be able to stand beside you in your 
upcoming battles to hold your rich lands from the greedy grasping 
camel licking barbarian hordes.  I have pressing business 
elsewhere that I unfortunately cannot avoid.  Fear not though, I 
have confidence in your mighty armies ability to defend your lands 
and I know that the faithful stand with you. 
I have also heard tales that the world famous (in Poland) Sir 
Ramses the Reasonably Good from BF Egypt (a nice town to visit) 
will be in the area. I know that he has a most excellent mercenary 
troop that can be hired at reasonable cost. I recommend him to 
you most highly and encourage you to hire him.  He will offer the 
fairest contract of any mercenary (at least from his point of view) 
and is renowned at smashing barbarian hordes. 
Perhaps you remember the great Horde invasion of '07?  No?  I am 
not surprised...it never arrived due to a timely (and cost effective) 
contract with Sir Ramses tRG.  I understand even his camels are 
battle trained, able to drowned a man with spit at twenty paces!  A 
renowned warrior, battle tested, lover of many women, renowned 
dancer, spayed, fierce archer, wormed, and a hippo tamer!  His 
talents are two many to list...
You can write to Sir Ramses tRG at sirramses at yahoo.com
May your health be good and your reign long,
Sir Daemon Broussard
To my dearest friend, the scholar know as Ashihito,
I apologize that I will not be able to stand beside you in your 
upcoming battles to retake the rich lands you feel where wrongfully 
taken from you by insolent barbarians.  I have pressing business 
elsewhere that I unfortunately cannot avoid.  Fear not though, I 
have confidence in your mighty armies ability to conquer the rich 
lands and I know that the faithful stand with you.  
I have also heard tales that the world famous (in Poland) Sir 
Ramses the Reasonably Good from BF Egypt (a nice town to visit) 
will be in the area. I know that he has a most excellent mercenary 
troop that can be hired at reasonable cost. I recommend him to 
you most highly and encourage you to hire him.  He will offer the 
fairest contract of any mercenary (at least from his point of view) 
and is renowned at smashing barbarian hordes. 
Perhaps you remember the great Horde invasion of '07?  No?  I am 
not surprised...it never arrived due to a timely (and cost effective) 
contract with Sir Ramses tRG.  I understand even his camels are 
battle trained, able to drowned a man with spit at twenty paces!  A 
renowned warrior, battle tested, lover of many women, renowned 
dancer, spayed, fierce archer, wormed, and a hippo tamer!  His 
talents are two many to list...
You can write to Sir Ramses tRG at sirramses at yahoo.com
May your health and prosperity be great,
Sir Daemon Broussard