[MR] top ten rumors about where Guido has been

[sean sorrentino]

10. He was on a secret mission from the Pope to
retrace the journey of Marco Polo. Unfortunately he
missed the turnoff to Horde Hill and ended up in the
Tuchux encampment and it took this long for the
hangover to wear off

9. He took the Knave and Coin on the road to the
Balkans. After bringing down the entire economy of
Albania with a complicated Pyramid scheme he had to
flee and has been living under an assumed name in An
Tir.

8. He was on a secret mission from the Pope to either
Christianize the abundance of Celtic Pagans in the SCA
to moire accord with historical fact, or at least get
them to change to more period pagan personas like
Polish or Lithuainian, ca1400. the most common
response was, "I've gotten this far without doing any
research, why start now?"

7. He let Sir Christian roll the dice again in the
game "Crown and Anchor" and had to take a mundane job
on the weekends to cover the losses

6. His dog ate his hats

5. He was in Padua taking his Law degree. (with a
minor in Theology)

4. He was in the library in the University of Bologna
in a vain attempt to find documentation for the dances
Hole in the Wall, Korobushka, and Road to the Isles.
he did not realize that the documentation wouldn't be
available for another 400 years.

3. He was in Avignon, dicing with the Pope. after 4
days, many cups of wine, and a bizarre wager with a
set of (allegedly) loaded dice and a complicated side
bet, conned the Pope into moving back to Rome where he
belonged. He has spent the intervening time helping
move and catalog the  Papal Library as penance

2. He was with Leonardo da Vinci, trying to get him to
invent a better game than Cambok so he could one-up
Daffyd.

and #1!!!

He was tied up in the Oubliette under Daffyd's
Pavilion

congratulations Dr. David! We have heard that Daffyd
is returning and are glad for it. Now when will Count
Guido be back????

Domenico
who used to be Angus of Hamildone
and was always


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Sean Sorrentino
367 Fletchwood Rd. 33B
Elkton, MD 21921
443-553-1677
Email:
sdsorrentino at yahoo.com

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