[MR] Naked and Blue

[Karen Banks]

Important Annoucement

President Bush heard about the naked blue demo and,
with the addition of scantily clad Storvik folks in
pink and silky attire talkin' nasty in French, it just
took him over the edge.

Knowing what a kinkster our new President is, he has
extended an invitation to the group.  We will be sure
to do a formal press release after the battle and
debauchery.  He assures us that his wife is very
supportive of his fetishes and owns her own Xena
costume.  She was once a member of the Two-Chucks back
in her college days and is eager to get back into a
fur thong.

Photos of this historic event will be available on
E-bay later next week.

Looking forward to a romp through the White House rose
garden - Karen of Ponte, Grand Poo-bah of the
Blue-Naked-Puffy-British and Pink-silky-nasty-French
SCA spin off group









--- Jennifer L dutschke <jenniferdutch at juno.com>
wrote:
> Ohhhh.........can I run around with a pair of sharp
> sissors also?
> 
> Lady Caitriona
> 
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2001 19:40:11 -0700 (PDT) Karen Banks
> <anothergreenwell at yahoo.com> writes:
> > In response to the conflict over proposed safety
> > standards for SCA fighting, I am branching off
> from
> > the SCA to form my own fighting group.
> > 
> > I haven't come up with a name yet, but my vision
> is
> > that the participants are all naked and painted
> blue,
> > (like in Braveheart) and that we all hack at each
> > other using real weapons with an edge, stab each
> other
> > with real pikes and (yes your mamma did warn you
> about
> > this) 
> > poke our eyes out with real sticks/arrows.
> > 
> > Now for those of you wanting to play it a little
> > safer, my friend Wyatt is starting a fighting
> group
> > where the partipants lash feather pillows all over
> > their bodies by use of duck tape.  Battle will
> consist
> > of taunting your opponent with bizzare British
> humor
> > and then beating them with Martha Stewart puffy
> > pillows.
> > 
> > Our respective groups will be meeting at the
> > Washington Monument at noon on Monday for a demo
> in
> > honor of tourist season.
> > 
> > We hope to see you there..naked, blue, puffy and
> > British.
> > 
> > Hopes for a happy medium in the debate - Karen 
> > 
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