[MR] Naked and Blue

[Karen Banks]

In response to the conflict over proposed safety
standards for SCA fighting, I am branching off from
the SCA to form my own fighting group.

I haven't come up with a name yet, but my vision is
that the participants are all naked and painted blue,
(like in Braveheart) and that we all hack at each
other using real weapons with an edge, stab each other
with real pikes and (yes your mamma did warn you about
this) 
poke our eyes out with real sticks/arrows.

Now for those of you wanting to play it a little
safer, my friend Wyatt is starting a fighting group
where the partipants lash feather pillows all over
their bodies by use of duck tape.  Battle will consist
of taunting your opponent with bizzare British humor
and then beating them with Martha Stewart puffy
pillows.

Our respective groups will be meeting at the
Washington Monument at noon on Monday for a demo in
honor of tourist season.

We hope to see you there..naked, blue, puffy and
British.

Hopes for a happy medium in the debate - Karen 

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