[MR] Wanted fearless heros for hire

[Cole]

This is a paid advertisement for SRtRG, inc. 

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be part of an 
admired and well paid band of strong warriors? Ever wanted to save 
a kingdom from a despicable tyrant?  Ever wanted to reclaim a 
kingdom for a beautiful (and grateful) Queen? Have you sat in your 
hut at night just hoping for that one big break on the tourney 
circuit?   WELL WAIT NO MORE!!!	

The world renown (in Poland) Mercenary Leader Sir Ramses the 
Reasonably Good is coming to Atlantia for a one time engagement 
on the 12th Day of May!  You, yes YOU could be part of a world 
famous and profitable mercenary band.  Just listen to what famous 
persons have said about working for (or against)  Sir Ramses tRG.

" Sir Ramses?  He's a puss... UGH.. NO  Please... HUGHHH"  
Angus Knobkneesson, shortly before his untimely passing
" Always played with a fair deck, never cheated, fair interest rates, 
and a heck of a dancer.  Just wish he'd return the silverware"
Baron Mooseneck the 47th
" Oh he ain't bad for a foreigner"
Mad Hamish, (of the Silver Horde)
"My what huge feet you have"
Elizabeth, less warts than her sisters, Fairhaven upon her first 
meeting with Sir Ramses tRG
"Working for him is better than death"
Mort the undertaker

The requirements for enlistment are:
1.  Must be breathing
2.  Must be able to hurl a 2 stone rock 20 paces
3.  Must have own equipment (Rocks acceptable weapons)
4.  Must bring own beer
5.  Must sprint faster than a Cow
6.  Must be able to hold breath for not less than 800 heart beats
7.  Must be able to be used as a battering ram
8.  Must be capable of scaling a 95 ft wall in full armor
9.  Must be able to stop a charging hippo
10 Requirements 2-9 may be waived with a physicians note

For more information or to apply please write 
sirramses at yahoo.com

An Equal Opertunity Company( we kill anybody)