[MR] Two lists

[rmhowe]

Ahem, Ya'll

Now then as managing carbuncle to the Khan here I'd have to say
I'm mighty put out. The Real Khan Keigan. She who must be obeyed,
not this silly mess down in Caer Mear. You just haven't been properly
pancaked til you been pancaked by Brother Batujin Ba'ahdur.
(available by special bookings only). I'm not sure how many favors
he carries into battle now, but it was at least seven.

I already monitor 25 lists for her eminence and I don't need 
another one of the things to cofuse Tanner with two sets of my
occasional ravings to inspect and approve or disapprove. And we
know Tanner ain't got no sense of humor at all. None. He don't unner
stand me at all. I think at best I confuse him.

If we have an offical list for business postings nobody is gonna
read most of them based on distance.

If we have a chitchat list for silly sh_t, where am I supposed
to post to try to educate you heathen children in the ways of
the sky god? How can I attract shaman GafferBear to ease your
soulstrife?  How can I teach the fumblefingered coordination
and the yen to create? That's create, not procreate to you
pilgrims, we gots enough of that goin on already. Why we know
one poor female what gots four babies playing soccer with her
bladder right now. Two boys, a girl, and a mysterious shy it.
Pick a spot on the wall girl and we'll put in a goal post.

If you must have a Chitchat list though I propose the first order
of business is to find a suitable ger mate for my good brother
Wolfram Gottfried in Richmond. If you're female with a pulse it's
a start toward an interview. Wolfram believes in True Love and
sailing boats. If you are a toad you may find yourself swimming
to shore, warts and all. No Female Antonites allowed. Wolfram
has a gentle nature. wolfman at old-dominion.net  You all missed
out on Batujin, don't miss out on Wolfram. Is he sweet? Well,
ask Brother Rosine of Marinus. Matter of fact as I recall she
was supposed to arrange this hooraw. I'll even have my Ddddaddy
to beeee friend ship you up some of his water.

Magnus, I has spoken.